Thursday, May 19, 2011

Oh for Joy! Oh RAPTURE!!

I found this on Regretsy, but the actual listing can be found at The following conversation ensued...

Me: The Rapture is supposed to be about all the faithful being called to heaven, right?
Bratty: So why do they all look terrified?
Bratty: I know! It's not like they're running from a zombie or... Oh Wait.

Friday, March 18, 2011

I'm pretty sure they didn't mean the toilet

Business of the day:

Christ in the Great Basin


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Reasons Bratty is going to hell...

She: "What's that in the middle, a clown?"
Me: "No, it's Jesus"

Click here to see what we were seeing

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Tune in Tokyo

The wife and I were discussing kids. Neither of us have any so we can talk all the shit we want about how  awesome it is to not have kids.

She pointed out that if she got preganant, it would be worth the $400.

I pointed out that if she did have a kid, it would come out with an antennae. And then she wouldn't have to buy cable.