Oh for Joy! Oh RAPTURE!!

I found this on Regretsy, but the actual listing can be found at http://www.unusualcards.com./ The following conversation ensued...

Me: The Rapture is supposed to be about all the faithful being called to heaven, right?
Bratty: So why do they all look terrified?
Me: YES
Bratty: I know! It's not like they're running from a zombie or... Oh Wait.

Reasons Bratty is going to hell...

She: "What's that in the middle, a clown?"
Me: "No, it's Jesus"

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