Because I laughed

Hysterically, so hard I cried, at this:

Heartless

Upon completion of the Sierra Recon course I said "Well it wasn't too bad-at least no one died".  Forgetting that someone did in fact die of heart failure or something.

Tune in Tokyo

The wife and I were discussing kids. Neither of us have any so we can talk all the shit we want about how  awesome it is to not have kids.

She pointed out that if she got preganant, it would be worth the $400.

I pointed out that if she did have a kid, it would come out with an antennae. And then she wouldn't have to buy cable.

Introduction to my (our) evil side

The wife and I have an ongoing joke. the joke is, we are going to hell for all the awful things we do and say. It's kind of like confession sometimes. Only without the hail marys and our fathers. And neither of us is catholic.

Regardless, pretty near daily, for the last two years, there has been phone calls, emails, texts, etc. They always start with

Dood. I'm going to hell

Or something similar. the other day, I suggested that I start blogging our assholery. Because damnit, we're funny. And funny needs to be shared.